Monthly Archives: April 2016

Fake beggars on the Metro

I had been to good ol’ Ikea to pick up some salmon and a lampshade and as I was waiting for the train home, a man next to me and his young son were hiding behind a pillar. He peeked around the edge and waited until the platform attendant disappeared before dashing into the toilets.… Read More »

Love me, love my scooter

She was running along beside him, holding hands. Why oh why would you want to go on a date with a guy who insists on using his electric scooter and makes you run alongside him? Maybe it’s a macho thing – my girl loves me so much she’ll be happy running alongside me. This is… Read More »