I HATE Hello Kitty.
I don’t get what the Chinese see in it. Young people especially wear Hello Kitty clothes, carry Hello Kitty bags, even have Hello Kitty tatooed onto their cars. It doesn’t even have a mouth.
So I took Hello Kitty and I killed it in the yard of the office. Firstly I hanged it and then I cut it down and lopped its head off.
I am not expecting to see Hello Kitty again as long as I live.
